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asskicker
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posted March 30, 2000 07:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for asskicker   Click Here to Email asskicker     
i'm gonna fight this one dude sat., does anybody know of any pressure points that i can really hurt him with or stunn him with? i really need help he knows i'm gonna win so he got about 20 peeps to jump me after. i got some friends too but i still need help with techniques.


Maddoc
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posted April 02, 2000 03:00 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Maddoc     
Thats really stupid... fights are for wusses... you want a duel... handbags at dawn should be fair.

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VeHeMT
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posted April 02, 2000 04:20 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for VeHeMT   Click Here to Email VeHeMT     
Hahaha, go for it!


Cypher
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posted April 02, 2000 07:33 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cypher   Click Here to Email Cypher     
Take a look at the website you are on...blow him up

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Ho ju
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posted April 02, 2000 10:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ho ju   Click Here to Email Ho ju     
and then get arrested, thrown in jail, butt fucked by 80 guys. some things just do not need to be solved witht he radical use of violence.

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Cypher
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posted April 02, 2000 11:54 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cypher   Click Here to Email Cypher     
Fighting gets you thrown in jail too. Anyways i was just kidding.
Asskicker it just depeneds on how bad you wanna hurt the guy. If its bad stick a finger in his eye socket and slam your fist into his temple or knee him in the solar plexus. If its just a highschool fight hit him square in the nose, he wont wanna play anymore.

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killer_elite
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posted April 03, 2000 10:46 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for killer_elite   Click Here to Email killer_elite     
This means you are fighting him on his terms, not a good idea. You should plan your own battles which means he should never see you coming. Jump his ass the day before the scheduled fight. Surprise is the key element and its how we win wars. 'Pearl Harbor' his ass long before the fight.

The best time to kick someones ass is when their bladder is full of piss or they need to take a fearce shit and they are on the way to the can. I can't tell you how man assassinations take place in bathrooms. They guy is alone, you couldn't ask for more opportunity.

After someone eats a big meal is also a prime time for execution. Blood flow is slow and breath is shallow. People die very quickly when shot after a big meal. Assassin's eat 5 or 6 very small meals per day and stay in top physical shape.

This fight of yours may come down to which of you is in better shape. And mark my word, you'll go to the floor. Next time when you have more time on your hands, read Marc "Animal" McYoung's book FLOOR FIGHTING. Its expensive but after you read it you'll see why.

Good Luck buddy...


killer elite



Ironwarlock
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posted April 06, 2000 01:56 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ironwarlock   Click Here to Email Ironwarlock     
first off...fighting is a really stupid idea...but anyway some really fun pressure points are under the eyebrow (under the bone, fell around for them and youll find them press on it a little)use a weapon who cares if people call you a pussy just show him how low youll go and no one will mess with you again.....use pepper spray/mace etc another good way of going about torturing someone is to use things from a distance....like a slingshot...or my favorite THE BLOWGUN very formidable weapon if i do say so myself but when it comes to slingshots take some marbles and boil them for about 15 mins...then drop them in ice water and they will fracture (so when you hit something they shatter AFTER the enrgy is transferred)dont be a moron and think that that wont help at all because if they dont shatter....people can pick them up and throw them at you. now as for blowguns nice weapon best of all their SILENT now make an explosive and shoot to maim not kill....reason being no one will ever mess with you again because theyll see what you did to that guy.....

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Cypher
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posted April 06, 2000 05:54 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Cypher   Click Here to Email Cypher     
Refer to my earlier joke about blowing the guy up. Then read the response to it. Same consequences apply. Just follow the advice of Killer Elite and you should be ok.

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Ho ju
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posted April 06, 2000 03:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ho ju   Click Here to Email Ho ju     
the way i see it there are many types of fights. not every scuffle you get in should be a kill or be killed situation. on the streets maybe but in school, or at a football game? i mean come on. who thre hell wants to go to jail for killing somone who just wanted to settle something as petty as you making fun of them (or some shit like that) do not go all out if you do not have to. going to jail for petty shit is a waste of everyones time and money. assess the situation first and then make a decision. Remeber just 'cause you have the means, and the balls to kill someone doesn't mean you should.

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megalomania
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posted April 06, 2000 07:22 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for megalomania   Click Here to Email megalomania     
killer_elite is dead on as to how to fight. Your a dumbass if all you do is stand there and box. Get real, you don't have to kill anybody, but you can sure try and scare the heck out of em. If they want a fight, don't give it to em. Stay away, evade, and be prepared. Be prepared? If you can be prepared beforehand, do so. Get some bricks, swear alot, be a crazy motherfucker. Who is going to rush some rabid crazy wilding a brick? My favorites are my brass knuckles (belt buckle they call em now, heh heh) and my thwacking stick. The stick is short and heavy, good for smashing windshields (yes, taking a fight on your enemies property is good) and bones.

Some of my assoicates carry baseball bats around in their cars. They have been pulled over many a time and questioned. A baseball and glove complete the illusion of just "playing" baseball. You must have the ball and glove, without the bat can (and has been) confiscated. The thwacking stick is short enough to be stuffed between or under a seat (do so beforehand, cops can see such stuffing during a pullover).

Fists are for people who lift weights. A good smack with a stick can bring bubba to his knees. And of course the gun is the great equilizer of all men.

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Dr-D
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posted April 06, 2000 07:57 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Dr-D     
Using weapons can cause the other person or his "homeys" to pull out other weapons or guns which increase your danger further.

Acting crazy can help, but it all depends on the situation. Tell them you have no desire to fight, maybe they will give up. If not jump them the day before and then from the reaction maybe offer to drop it at that. Having a weapon is for split second attacks and last defense I feel. And yes, cops do ask if you play baseball, and will ask you to put it in your trunk to see what's in there. Not cool if you have a propane tank full of air, potato guns, and several other large scary painted pneumatic weapons with "special" cases of ammo made for them.

VeHeMT
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posted April 07, 2000 07:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for VeHeMT   Click Here to Email VeHeMT     
Just try to explain the 50 kilo sack of AN. Yes sir, I'm a farmer.

Half a gram of primary explosive (doesnt even need to be capable of doing anything...) and you're now in biggggg trouble.

nbk2000
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posted April 08, 2000 04:00 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for nbk2000   Click Here to Email nbk2000     
A 5 cell Mag-Light works wonders and there's nothing the cops can say about it.

Avoidance is best but then that gives the appearance of weakness. Ideally you can distract his attention from you onto someone else.

Maybe by planting something he'll find that will make him think his girlfriend is fucking some other dude. That would definitly get his attention off of you. Or perhaps plant some dope and anonymously call the cops on him.

BTW, how did your fight go? It was on saturday, right?

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asskicker
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posted April 09, 2000 01:09 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for asskicker   Click Here to Email asskicker     
thanks to all of u for responding. the fight didn't go down on sat. but it did rthe following tuesday. it happened in the bathroom and i KICKED HIS ASS. i broke his nose when i slammed it into the toilet and i'm now facing agrivated assault. his bitch ass mom pressed charges on me. but it was worth it. now nobody fucks with me!!!


Ho ju
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posted April 09, 2000 01:14 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Ho ju   Click Here to Email Ho ju     
who started the fight? that can make all the diffrence when facing charges like that. you can go from being thrown in jail to getting a slap on the wrist.

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zaibatsu
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posted April 09, 2000 01:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for zaibatsu   Click Here to Email zaibatsu     
well done asskicker


Maddoc
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posted April 09, 2000 01:15 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for Maddoc     
That wasn't worth it. Belive me.

When I lived in england I broke my nose playing contact sports.

I had an operation to straighten my nose and It cost £750 in hospital bills, thats about 1000 dollars. If he has an operation your gonna be the one who pays.

But at least you kicked his Ass :-) probably worth about 1000 dollars itself.

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Vpr
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posted April 11, 2000 07:20 AM     Click Here to See the Profile for Vpr   Click Here to Email Vpr     
A_K

You have to do what you have to do, but I will tell you this much. YOU HAVE TO be careful about getting into situations like this because in a life and death situation you might have to kill your opononent to win, and it doesn't make sense to have to do that over some simple bullshit that started it.

I learned that when I was being intimidated and had to suprize attack my oponent who turned into the incredible hulk. The fight lasted about 10 minutes, seemed like an hour, or two, he had the upper hand, and me up against some bars hold on my throat, and I tricked him with "psychology" and I then I had to try to put him out, and this guys head was like concrete. (so I had to slam his hed into my knees, bars, concrete, and then blast him until his teeth were popping out like those banannas in cartoons do. I still couldn't knock him out...

Anyway after he was taken to the hospital, I was shaking and thinking "I could have killed that guy" and for what? Some other MF instigated the whole thing, I should have kicked his ass, he was smaller.

I felt badly later about knocking that guys teeth out.

So in a similar sense you are facing some charges over some bullshit.

zaibatsu
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posted April 11, 2000 03:41 PM     Click Here to See the Profile for zaibatsu   Click Here to Email zaibatsu     
Why did u get into the fight anyway? Why did it start in the first place?


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