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killer_elite Frequent Poster |
posted November 23, 1999 09:27 PM
 
Picture a Norman Rockwell townscape with all the townsfolk gathered around for the annual lighting of the Christmas tree. It is a festive evening and several thousand of the residents are gathered round the tree holding hands singing and just so happy to be alive. The mayor had just purchased a new colored lighting system for the 40 foot Spruce tree and representatives from the lightening company even came out to put up the lights for them. "Yeah" said one of the workmen "We've been putting lights up all over the country this year. Over seventy major cities in all." The workmen hurried out of town in their van once their work was finished. "Looks like our work is finished here mayor. All you've got to do is flip this switch and it will light up the tree. We tested everything and it works perfect. Merry Christmas mayor...see you next year." "Everybody gather round." said the mayor over the PA system. "Its time for the lighting of the tree. Come in close folks so others can squeeze in." The crowd was densely packed and all eyes were on the tree. The mayor flipped the switch to the lights and no one could have been prepared for what happened next... In unison, over two thousand 30.06 rifle bullets were fired in all directions massacring the entire crowd. It happened so fast no one even had time to think. Hundreds were slain in an instant by a diabolocal terrorist act. It seems that inside each of the colored opaque bulbs was a modified rifle bullet. Each of the primers had been removed and the lightbulb filiment was inserted into the primer hole and set directly into the gunpowder. When the light switch was turned on the filiment glowed red hot and ignited the gunpowder which fired each bullet. The series circuit fired all the bullets at once. Diabolically ingenious!!! Over and over the same thing happened as each tree was lit up that night. Thousands were murdered as the terrorists made their way out of the country on a private jet. THIS STORY IS A COMPLETE WORK OF FICTION AND PUBLISHED FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. NO PART OF THIS STORY IS TRUE AND ALL CHARACTERS AND SITUATIONS ARE FABRICATED FOR THE PURPOSES OF ENTERTAINMENT. THE AUTHOR IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE USE OR MISUSE OF INFORMATION CONTAINED IN THIS STORY.
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dlwdaw Frequent Poster |
posted November 23, 1999 09:47 PM
damn killer_elite you have such a good criminal mind, that is so ingenious, but not sophisticated, I could have never thought of it, but now I smacked myself in the head for being so dumb, what a simple ingenious idea. oh yeah I would email you more killer_elite, but hotmail fucked up my account I cant login, and my family wont let me use there account. sorry. ------------------ "... always look on the positive side of things, blow things up not down" -- Ragnar Benson |
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Ho ju Moderator |
posted December 03, 1999 05:05 PM
you could send "loaded" reigndeer through a parade and when people get close to them you can blow them along with the people up.  ------------------ -The eagle may soar but the weasle does not get sucked into jet engines. -The beatings will continue until morale improves. |
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