posted November 20, 1999 09:54 PM            

The professional killer is assigned to kill a drug lord who fancies himself as a biker on the weekends. The hit must be very clean and look like an accident.

Our mechanic (the hitman) dusts off his trusty crossbow and procures a motorcycle spoke of the exact dimensions of the drug lord's front motorcycle tire.

The drug lord is stalked, his habits learned, and a plan is formulated. It just so happens that the target burns down a desolate stretch of highway on his hog with regularity every Saturday at 3:pm.

The mechanic creates a makeshift snipers nest and awaits his prey. As the target comes into view reaching high speeds, the mechanic centers the front tire in the cross hairs of the crossbow and fires the spoke at the spokes on the motorcycle. The cycle and its driver wipe out killig the drug lord.

Because the investigating officer's never bother to COUNT THE SPOKES the hit is written off as an accident.

Million Dollar Tip: The intelligent professional killer pours over accident statistics on a regular basis. These are published yearly by the government and the private sector. I'm not only speaking of auto and work accidents, but of such mundane stats as how many women die mixing chemicals in the home.

With this knowledge under his belt, the mechanic turns these deaths over and over in his mind and creates methods of termination that resemble accidents so closely that they pass authorities attention.

The public library has volumes witten on these subjects. I would imagine the Internet does also.